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So here I am bumming on my porch, “borrowing” internet like I’ve done since I got here. My mind is a little fuzzy because I have to bounce back from the crazy dreams I had last night. There were violent and very angry. Dreams are so weird, or in my case my worst enemy. Rarely do I have a good dream. My dreams are always about me getting crapped on by other people. Like last night for example, dream Jon was a terrible person who didn’t care about my feelings at all. So when I wake up I think that it was real and that Jon really did that terrible thing to me. But then there is always that weird pause like “Wait, that wasn’t real, that was just a dream, that seemed really real” But you still have leftover feelings from the dream and you think that Dream Jon and Real Jon are the same person. Oh wait I did have a good dream last night, even though it seemed short and sweet. I think it went like this… I met Johnny Depp, in all his sexy glory. He was super nice. I asked him where he lived in France and he told me Chambery! Ha, I’ve been there I said, the place with four elephants with no ass, he said yes. Then he invited me on his motorcycle and we fooled around on it, and it was amazing. Ha, that’s a pretty sweet dream if you ask me. Johnny Depp, motorcycle, and fun fooling around.
I was a complete sick bum yesterday because I don’t know when to stop drinking, so I need to do something with my life today.
